Long time no see!

It has truly been a while, o' Bloggoblag. I missed you, but things have been... strange.
Battles with demons, games of chance against forces of nature, and other such improbable things.

Things will never be what they once were. A stream has been crossed, and it will never be the same stream. As such, today marks a new era's dawn. This has been destined to happen since the recording of the mysterious Words on my Head began. What will come to pass? No man can say, furthermore, no woman or animal has told me. But I do know this, the HeadWords have changed, and we must hope that it was for the better.

For now I am away, although I hope to return soon.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive Today.

So I totally followed through.

You may be saying,"Hey, you said a post every three days. You're late!" as you read this.
If so, I have two things to say to you.
First, dang I'm less than an hour late relax jerkus.
Secondly, I promised a serious attempt to post every three days. I did attempt to post, but I was distracted by lolcats.

Also I was sidetracked by my lack of interesting post material.

Yeah.

I'll have something better in a fewish days, not to be confused with Jewish days. Not that theres anything wrong with Jewish days.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Hey I did this once.

Post on the first day of the month.
And on our new schedule, I could be posting a lot more often.

Yeah.

So, I said if people answered my antirecommendations, I would make my own recommendations.
One person has answered the call. One recommendation will be made. Favorite Potato: Yukon Gold/Peruvian Purple/Ruby Crescent Banana Fingerling. Those are my favorite potatoes. Although their are lots of other great potatoes.

Also I recommend, Prince Caspian (Both movie and book) and Iron Man (Movie and comic, except any and all Marvel Civil War comics).

Thats all for now, more to come in three days or less time.

And if I am not dead I am still alive today.

I said I had an anouncement.

Firstly, I now have a twitter. See it it's right over there.

Secondly, a new update schedule.
Twitter-tweets, on my microblag at least ever 48 hours, unless unexpectedness happens.
Furthermore, I will attempt to make a proper post at least every three days.

Yes.

Thats it for now.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

He he.

I bet you thought I wasn't gonna blog for May.
But I am.
Ha ha ho ho.



So sometimes things that are really important are really boring.
Like graduations.
Even you are graduating.

I also like amusement parks.

Also, photoshopping things is kinda fun.

Also the Weezer Video for pork and beans is recommended.

Thats all for now, but I may have a sweet anouncement later tonite.


And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Hmm...

So I have lately been providing things of a recomendory (recomendory (adj): of or pertaining to recomendations.¡Wordinated by Dylan!) nature.

These are the opposite of those.

To my readers, who I am relatively certain do not exist.

What kind of movies do you like?

What kind of foods do you like?

Card, board, video, or other games?

Hobbies?

Favorite ancient emperor?

Favorite politician?
(Correct answer: Paul Burns)

Favorite internet?

Favorite source?

Favorite potato?

Favorite word?

Favorite favorite?


The more people that answer my antirecomenderations (antirecomenderations (n): questions about things people like. ¡Wordinated by Dylan!) the more I will answer myself.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Here are some neat things

Sushi it is a neat thing, except Shrimp Tempura rolls, which kind of suck.

Songbird is a neat music player for open source kids.

Also Shakespeare is pretty neat. Modernized Shakespeare is kind of dodgy but when done well is truly excellent.

There is something else that is pretty neat, but I will only make an allusion to it here rather than discuss the actual thing.

Furthermore, I have written a truly unique and excellent blog post that solves many of the worlds problems, unfortunately I lack the motivation to post it here.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive today.

So yesterday

I made some general recommendations.
To recap, Cloud Cult, webcomics and open-source are all recommended.

I am have decided to make these recommendations a bit more specific.

Especially good songs by Cloud Cult: "When Water Comes to Life" and "Take Your Medicine"

Some good webcomics include: www.thinkin-lincoln.com and www.terrorisland.net .
There are many others, but these are good ones I have discovered recently.

Open-source recommendations include Firefox, GIMP, Songbird, and Ubuntu.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I have done some awesome things

Several of them in the past week or so.
I have visited a cool place.
I have seen a good movie.
I have played some good video games.

Speaking of which, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a good video game.
It makes me happy.
Although being deprived of it for a week due to "Limited Edition Super Special Defective Wii Technology."

Also, there is this band Cloud Cult.
They are awesome.
Listen to them.

You should also read some webcomics.
Preferably the good ones.

Also: open-source is the best source

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Some things

Some things aren't cool.
But some things are.

This describes life very well, but it also describes the BloggoBlag.
There are things on the BloggoBlag like webcomics some of which are cool other are not, and blogs some of which are cool, some are more like this one, and "online communities" most of which are not very cool.

Some people might think that the BloggoBlag is a part of life so I don't need to apply the "some things" mantra, but this is where they are wrong.

The BloggoBlag is not part of normal human life, it is powered by goblins, and monkeys, but mostly goblins.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I wrote this yesterday

Seriously, I promise.

But someone decided that the internet should start sucking

But anyway:

Something is coming, it will make many people quite happy if everything goes as expected.
This thing is Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Many believe it will be thoroughly awesome, and I am one of those people.

But I have a secret theory.
About something else.
Much less significant.

Duke Nukem Forever is real, it is already out, people have been playing it for years.
How is this possible? Duke Nukem Forever = the Matrix!

Yes.
This is true


And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I promise

I do not intend to turn this wobsite into a repository for movie reviews, but I just saw an AWEMAZING movie and feel the need to share my opinion about it with my reader(s?)

The Movie: Cloverfield
Basic Premise: People in New York, some thing BAD happens.

I will not give any spoilers here other than the occasional Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone spoiler so no need to worry about me ruining the movie.

My expectations: I expected something best described as terrifying awesome.

Results:I got that, and so much more. This is the best new movie I have seen in some time.
Dark, action filled cinematic genius is dominant here, interspersed properly with "explosions" and comedic moments. I Loved this film, and I now consider it one of my all-time favorites, along with The Goonies and Unbreakable.

Score: = explosions
This movie is best described as Super-Ultra-Great. The ending is perfect. This movie joins the legacy of films that receive my whole-hearted admiration and recommendation.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Not just any post

It's a movie review!

First to explain my rating system.
It was originally inspired by this comic.
I have expanded the basic premise to suit my own tastes.
The idea is that a movie I really enjoy has the right amount of action sequences (from here referred to as explosions) interspersed throughout the plot. Note: a movie can be enjoyable without explosions, I just like 'em.

However, a movie can be overfull of explosions as well as being under explosive.

Furthermore, I do not guarantee any correlation between my opinions and anyone else's.

Ratings are as follows
-(x) explosions - needs approximately (x) more explosions
+(x) explosions - to many explosions by approximately (x)
= explosions - the correct amount of action, excellent movie
if |x|<1 good movie
else if |x|>3 disapointing
else if |x|>=5 I was not amused.

so, that mess out of the way
The Movie: Juno
Basic premise: leading female is pregnant!

So let it be known that I really enjoyed the film, but I did not expect to. I had heard good things, but my initial expectations were somewhat low. I expected a romantic comedy, or something similar.
What I got was a darkly comedic film that blew away all my expectations. The film is bursting with memorable characters and thoroughly quotable dialogue. I walked in the theatre expecting to kill an hour and a half with something marginally more entertaining than what I would have done otherwise. I got so much more, but the movie wasn't quite perfect, at least not in my opinion.

Score: -1 explosion.

The last word: I enjoyed the film, more than expected. It has my recommendation, but it does not quite join the hallowed halls of =explosion films.


And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I haven't posted recently, Here's why.

I've been on vacation, yeah... vacation.
Happy um.. New Year?
Now that it is the second of January we return to regularly scheduled posting.

Or at least what passes for regular posting

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today