09 December 2007

Montage Experiment

So this is a test, of a pure text montage.
Depending on how it turns out this could become a regular feature.

First we need music, 
Imagine a sweeping orchestral ballad playing in the background. 
  If you have music playing please pause it, otherwise you would ruin the effect.

Fade in, a group of three dogs, two large black and brown, and a small grey schnauzer.
Cut to an empty suitcase sitting on a bed.
Fade in to some form of baked good with a coat of icing sitting in an oven. 

The music builds, and a rousing anthem begins to replace the ballad.

A quick succession of landscape shots, green hills and a few mountains interspersed with cars cattle, bridges, signs, and telephone poles, surrounded with a thin fog.
Suddenly slowing to a short series of pictures of buildings, slightly blurry as though taken with a shaky hand.
The series ends, a small house on a gravel lot.
Fade in a picture of a pizza.

The music builds higher, and a strong brass melody enters.

A shot of thick traffic on a road in the rain.
Fade in on a room full of people and fancy computers.
People standing outside a large building.

The music builds to a dramatic crescendo, a bright trumpet fanfare taking the lead.

A massive arena crowded with people.
A close shot of someone operating some large machine.
A quick shot of a group of people all cheering and shouting.

The music begins to die down, steadily returning to the original ballad.

Land scape shots again, very similar in nature to the first series.
A few more shots of epic sweeping landscapes.
A house on a hill, overlooking a lake.

The music fades out, and a small brass choir plays a chorale.

A final sequence of landscape shots, closing with a small city.

As the chorale comes to a close a Brick house is shown.

The house fades out as the last chord of the chorale is held.

And if i am not dead, I am still alive today.
  

05 December 2007

3 in a month?

Is that a world record?
Nope.
Personal record?
Oh yeah.

So, here I am posting three times in a month, in fact, in less than seven days.

So yeah.

Penguins have projectile poop, just one more reason they are the best birds ever.

Thats pretty awesome.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

03 December 2007

Oh yeah!

Oh, so the previous tradition of twice a month posting?
Well I think thats over.

Since I have now met that goal for December in 3 Days.
So here's to new more frequent headwords.
New goal? Lets not make any commitments.

But I do know this, cold chin equals sad time.
It is true, sad time indeed.

But do you know what isn't sad time?
Silly Hats!

Prevent sadness, wear a silly hat!

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

01 December 2007

Hey Check out this action!

Yeah, thats right, I did post on the first day of a month.

See I can do it, in fact I might start posting more than twice a month.

How you like them apples?! Huh?!

Well that's about it for now.

Kompressor does not dance.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

30 November 2007

The end of a great age

The greatest month of the year ends tonight.

Yes, today marks the end of No-Shave November.
However, I do have a few alternatives for those of you who are not satisfied with one month facial hair madness.

Don't shave December
Just leave it January
Forget about it February
More Hair March.

When we start to run out of these new months of beard/mustache-time, I will add to this list of months.

But due to other pressures, I must shave my beard tomorrow, a great era of facial hair comes to a close.

I shed a silent tear.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

And

27 November 2007

Micro-Planets

So tiny planets with gravitics of their own are not very common in our known solar system, especially ones capable of supporting life.

However, just because these are rarities, does not make Super Mario Galaxy any less kick-Awesome.

These worlds are in fact composed of pure enjoyment, and also probably based on real deep space phenomena, observed by Nintendo scientists when examining the aliens whose technology they use so often. That, however, is a conspiracy theory for another time.

Also, I am in favor of philosophical discussion.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

31 October 2007

Wit, and the soul thereof

Let us not be over brief, for 'twould bring to much wit into this post.
However, brevity is still a topic which merits discussion.

Brevity is defined as the quality or state of being brief in duration. But in a grander sense, what does it do, what is the significance of it, and What, therefore should we do?

Brevity doesn't really do much, except be present occasionally and bring wit into the mix.

It's significance is also minimal at best, and certainly not anything that merits grand philosophical debate.

What then, do we do?

I have come to a
Conclusion for brevity
Just ignore it, man.

I guess it didn't really merit discussion after all

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

30 October 2007

A Short Post

This post will be rather short, tomorrow we shall address the subject of brevity, but for today I have little to say, and it will be of a strictly down to earth nature.

Wii=Whee!
Guitar Hero III=Yay!
Wii+Guitar Hero III=WaHooo!
therefore
Whee!+Yay!=Wahooo!
Q.E.D.

And If I am not dead, I am still alive today.

30 September 2007

Sometimes

What is sometimes? It is a word, but more so, one that represents an idea. The idea of an occasionally occurring event or the like that does happen, but does not always happen.

That is sometimes.

Why sometimes?

I have no earthly idea.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive Today.

25 September 2007

It's an Update!

Did you think I was dead?
Well I'm not, and here is a blog post to prove it.
Ha, so there.

Wait, what was I gonna talk about?
Oh yeah, so my brother and his girlfriend are in China now, and I am manning their blog as well as this one since they are unable to post.
This reminds me. How many shoes?



Whoever got 7 can stay after to clean the erasers.

And if I am not Dead, I am still Alive today.

31 August 2007

Ha!

So did you think I wasn't going to post anymore?
Well, you were wrong.
My Update schedule is apparently twice a month and it will probably stay that way for at least one more month.

Also, I intend to add some other features soon, like maybe a weekishly drawing or some-such.

Oh, I have come to the conclusion that the BloggoBlag is the best non-physical place I have ever visited.

Furthermore, "Wonderbean" is the newest and greatest term of endearment, use it on your sweetheart.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive today.

04 August 2007

Hmmm...

I feel interesting. Very interesting indeed

The details of this feeling are irrelevant, as are the circumstances surrounding the feeling. It seems similar to protonostalgia but entirely different at the same time.

Sort of like I had an epiphany without realizing anything at all.

That's about the size of it.

The more I think about it the stranger it seems.

Curiouser and Curiouser.

And if I am not dead I am still alive today.

31 July 2007

I find this surprising.

What do I find surprising, you ask? That the title of my previous post is still a valid statement at the time I write this post.
Why is it surprising? Because I feel dead. But yet I live.
pirates

Oh, BloggoBlag what has become of me?

This is all for now, except for this parting note: Zero Wing is a terrible video game.
Keep that in mind, it will be on the test.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

28 July 2007

I'm not dead

I am not actually dead, this may surprise but it is indeed true. Well, alive enough to post anyway.

This great BloggoBlag of ours is a great wide place, but I have been to busy to bring my thoughts and opinions to it, and thus my readers (sometimes I question their existence).

I think I should explain something, many people blog for their own enjoyment, or to benefit their readers, I however, blog for a relatively unique reason. My purpose is to communicate directly with the grand BloggoBlag (known by others as the "Internet" although it likes the ring of BloggoBlag better).

That aside this post was primarily for my readers and not the BB as it already understands my reasoning for blogging.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

06 June 2007

And I have a New Trick

You might even say that I'm ten times as slick as the last time. Moving right along in search of good times and good news.

Okay, this sentence marks a change from the beginning of this post, as it is not an external reference.

One of my great loves is pudding, I really like pudding. The flavor is a matter of little consequence, although tapioca pudding is unpleasantly grainy for my tastes. Regardless pudding it truly one of the great foodstuffs.

Also: Why the heck did I just include a segment on pudding? Don't get me wrong I like pudding but that bit was quite ridiculous. This concludes the self referential portion of this post.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

03 June 2007

I'm Back

So here I am loyal readers, I have returned from hiatus. Wait a minute, I don't HAVE loyal readers yet. Oh well, on to the post!

So I have been wondering about people who wait a long time to do things, such as update their blogs, or their webcomics. This happens often on the great internet we all know and have a love/hate relationship with. Some might accuse me of calling a kettle black when I myself am a pot which is also black. This is perhaps true, however, to employ ancient argumentative strategies, "It takes one to know one." I do not pass judgment on these individuals, instead I embrace my fellow slackers and unmotivated persons with open arms. We must unite eventually or something might happen, but you know, no rush.

Also: Fainting Goats are the second best kind of goat. This is an undisputable fact.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

22 May 2007

Number B

This is the second post.
hmmm...

I have recently been considering the internet. The potential of the medium is almost limitless, however, its actual use is somewhat less. The internet is used for two main things, porn and blogging. I can understand the spread of porn to some extent, as it is motivated by one of the basic instincts of living things, although this instinct is severely twisted and altered from the need to reproduce into the need for "pleasure."

Blogging on the other hand is something quite incomprehensible to me. I can understand the feeling of some need to communicate with others and I can understand how writing a blog could fulfill this need. However, the urge to actually read a blog is something I can not even conceive.

Then again, here I am writing a blog. My motives for doing so are unknown even to me.

Also: I like eggs. Eggs are just amazing. I mean, there you are looking at an egg and you think, "Eggs, get your eggs here. Fresh and white, eggs are here." Whether eggs predate chickens or vise versa I do not know, and it is not a matter that concerns me. Because regardless of the time at which eggs came into being, eggs are the best.

I once knew a man,
he was a man who was wise
all wise men have goats.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

21 May 2007

An initial post!

So, as may be obvious to anyone who ever actually sees this, this is the first post in what may one day be known as the great and well known blog "Words On My Head." Alternatively, this could only be the first step in a long and winding road ending with just me and some liver failure. In any and all likely hood it is more than likely something between the two.

So no one has ever asked me where the name for this blog comes from so I won't really go into any major detail, I'll just say it has to do with clearance sales, Birthday parties, Addictions, and words like "chancey and gossam." If that's not sufficiently obfuscated, then you must know me.


By the way today's post is composed on a very shiny, brand new computer, it is quite amazing.

Anyways, I may post again or perhaps not,
And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.