Some things

Some things aren't cool.
But some things are.

This describes life very well, but it also describes the BloggoBlag.
There are things on the BloggoBlag like webcomics some of which are cool other are not, and blogs some of which are cool, some are more like this one, and "online communities" most of which are not very cool.

Some people might think that the BloggoBlag is a part of life so I don't need to apply the "some things" mantra, but this is where they are wrong.

The BloggoBlag is not part of normal human life, it is powered by goblins, and monkeys, but mostly goblins.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I wrote this yesterday

Seriously, I promise.

But someone decided that the internet should start sucking

But anyway:

Something is coming, it will make many people quite happy if everything goes as expected.
This thing is Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Many believe it will be thoroughly awesome, and I am one of those people.

But I have a secret theory.
About something else.
Much less significant.

Duke Nukem Forever is real, it is already out, people have been playing it for years.
How is this possible? Duke Nukem Forever = the Matrix!

Yes.
This is true


And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.