And I have a New Trick

You might even say that I'm ten times as slick as the last time. Moving right along in search of good times and good news.

Okay, this sentence marks a change from the beginning of this post, as it is not an external reference.

One of my great loves is pudding, I really like pudding. The flavor is a matter of little consequence, although tapioca pudding is unpleasantly grainy for my tastes. Regardless pudding it truly one of the great foodstuffs.

Also: Why the heck did I just include a segment on pudding? Don't get me wrong I like pudding but that bit was quite ridiculous. This concludes the self referential portion of this post.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

I'm Back

So here I am loyal readers, I have returned from hiatus. Wait a minute, I don't HAVE loyal readers yet. Oh well, on to the post!

So I have been wondering about people who wait a long time to do things, such as update their blogs, or their webcomics. This happens often on the great internet we all know and have a love/hate relationship with. Some might accuse me of calling a kettle black when I myself am a pot which is also black. This is perhaps true, however, to employ ancient argumentative strategies, "It takes one to know one." I do not pass judgment on these individuals, instead I embrace my fellow slackers and unmotivated persons with open arms. We must unite eventually or something might happen, but you know, no rush.

Also: Fainting Goats are the second best kind of goat. This is an undisputable fact.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today