Ha!

So did you think I wasn't going to post anymore?
Well, you were wrong.
My Update schedule is apparently twice a month and it will probably stay that way for at least one more month.

Also, I intend to add some other features soon, like maybe a weekishly drawing or some-such.

Oh, I have come to the conclusion that the BloggoBlag is the best non-physical place I have ever visited.

Furthermore, "Wonderbean" is the newest and greatest term of endearment, use it on your sweetheart.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive today.

Hmmm...

I feel interesting. Very interesting indeed

The details of this feeling are irrelevant, as are the circumstances surrounding the feeling. It seems similar to protonostalgia but entirely different at the same time.

Sort of like I had an epiphany without realizing anything at all.

That's about the size of it.

The more I think about it the stranger it seems.

Curiouser and Curiouser.

And if I am not dead I am still alive today.

I find this surprising.

What do I find surprising, you ask? That the title of my previous post is still a valid statement at the time I write this post.
Why is it surprising? Because I feel dead. But yet I live.
pirates

Oh, BloggoBlag what has become of me?

This is all for now, except for this parting note: Zero Wing is a terrible video game.
Keep that in mind, it will be on the test.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I'm not dead

I am not actually dead, this may surprise but it is indeed true. Well, alive enough to post anyway.

This great BloggoBlag of ours is a great wide place, but I have been to busy to bring my thoughts and opinions to it, and thus my readers (sometimes I question their existence).

I think I should explain something, many people blog for their own enjoyment, or to benefit their readers, I however, blog for a relatively unique reason. My purpose is to communicate directly with the grand BloggoBlag (known by others as the "Internet" although it likes the ring of BloggoBlag better).

That aside this post was primarily for my readers and not the BB as it already understands my reasoning for blogging.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

And I have a New Trick

You might even say that I'm ten times as slick as the last time. Moving right along in search of good times and good news.

Okay, this sentence marks a change from the beginning of this post, as it is not an external reference.

One of my great loves is pudding, I really like pudding. The flavor is a matter of little consequence, although tapioca pudding is unpleasantly grainy for my tastes. Regardless pudding it truly one of the great foodstuffs.

Also: Why the heck did I just include a segment on pudding? Don't get me wrong I like pudding but that bit was quite ridiculous. This concludes the self referential portion of this post.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

I'm Back

So here I am loyal readers, I have returned from hiatus. Wait a minute, I don't HAVE loyal readers yet. Oh well, on to the post!

So I have been wondering about people who wait a long time to do things, such as update their blogs, or their webcomics. This happens often on the great internet we all know and have a love/hate relationship with. Some might accuse me of calling a kettle black when I myself am a pot which is also black. This is perhaps true, however, to employ ancient argumentative strategies, "It takes one to know one." I do not pass judgment on these individuals, instead I embrace my fellow slackers and unmotivated persons with open arms. We must unite eventually or something might happen, but you know, no rush.

Also: Fainting Goats are the second best kind of goat. This is an undisputable fact.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

Number B

This is the second post.
hmmm...

I have recently been considering the internet. The potential of the medium is almost limitless, however, its actual use is somewhat less. The internet is used for two main things, porn and blogging. I can understand the spread of porn to some extent, as it is motivated by one of the basic instincts of living things, although this instinct is severely twisted and altered from the need to reproduce into the need for "pleasure."

Blogging on the other hand is something quite incomprehensible to me. I can understand the feeling of some need to communicate with others and I can understand how writing a blog could fulfill this need. However, the urge to actually read a blog is something I can not even conceive.

Then again, here I am writing a blog. My motives for doing so are unknown even to me.

Also: I like eggs. Eggs are just amazing. I mean, there you are looking at an egg and you think, "Eggs, get your eggs here. Fresh and white, eggs are here." Whether eggs predate chickens or vise versa I do not know, and it is not a matter that concerns me. Because regardless of the time at which eggs came into being, eggs are the best.

I once knew a man,
he was a man who was wise
all wise men have goats.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today