30 November 2007

The end of a great age

The greatest month of the year ends tonight.

Yes, today marks the end of No-Shave November.
However, I do have a few alternatives for those of you who are not satisfied with one month facial hair madness.

Don't shave December
Just leave it January
Forget about it February
More Hair March.

When we start to run out of these new months of beard/mustache-time, I will add to this list of months.

But due to other pressures, I must shave my beard tomorrow, a great era of facial hair comes to a close.

I shed a silent tear.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

And

27 November 2007

Micro-Planets

So tiny planets with gravitics of their own are not very common in our known solar system, especially ones capable of supporting life.

However, just because these are rarities, does not make Super Mario Galaxy any less kick-Awesome.

These worlds are in fact composed of pure enjoyment, and also probably based on real deep space phenomena, observed by Nintendo scientists when examining the aliens whose technology they use so often. That, however, is a conspiracy theory for another time.

Also, I am in favor of philosophical discussion.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

31 October 2007

Wit, and the soul thereof

Let us not be over brief, for 'twould bring to much wit into this post.
However, brevity is still a topic which merits discussion.

Brevity is defined as the quality or state of being brief in duration. But in a grander sense, what does it do, what is the significance of it, and What, therefore should we do?

Brevity doesn't really do much, except be present occasionally and bring wit into the mix.

It's significance is also minimal at best, and certainly not anything that merits grand philosophical debate.

What then, do we do?

I have come to a
Conclusion for brevity
Just ignore it, man.

I guess it didn't really merit discussion after all

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

30 October 2007

A Short Post

This post will be rather short, tomorrow we shall address the subject of brevity, but for today I have little to say, and it will be of a strictly down to earth nature.

Wii=Whee!
Guitar Hero III=Yay!
Wii+Guitar Hero III=WaHooo!
therefore
Whee!+Yay!=Wahooo!
Q.E.D.

And If I am not dead, I am still alive today.

30 September 2007

Sometimes

What is sometimes? It is a word, but more so, one that represents an idea. The idea of an occasionally occurring event or the like that does happen, but does not always happen.

That is sometimes.

Why sometimes?

I have no earthly idea.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive Today.

25 September 2007

It's an Update!

Did you think I was dead?
Well I'm not, and here is a blog post to prove it.
Ha, so there.

Wait, what was I gonna talk about?
Oh yeah, so my brother and his girlfriend are in China now, and I am manning their blog as well as this one since they are unable to post.
This reminds me. How many shoes?



Whoever got 7 can stay after to clean the erasers.

And if I am not Dead, I am still Alive today.

31 August 2007

Ha!

So did you think I wasn't going to post anymore?
Well, you were wrong.
My Update schedule is apparently twice a month and it will probably stay that way for at least one more month.

Also, I intend to add some other features soon, like maybe a weekishly drawing or some-such.

Oh, I have come to the conclusion that the BloggoBlag is the best non-physical place I have ever visited.

Furthermore, "Wonderbean" is the newest and greatest term of endearment, use it on your sweetheart.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive today.