Words On My Head

The Daily What

2010-07-02T21:17:00.000-04:00

The Daily What

Check out this cool film!

Leslie Craig on MySpace Music

2010-06-29T18:03:00.000-04:00

Leslie Craig on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

I don't post on here often I know. But this lady makes some pretty cool music. Check her on out!

formspring.me

2010-02-28T23:12:00.001-05:00

Why are you the man?

I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out for 18 years now. I used to know, when I was a wee nibblin' but I forgot.

Ask me anything

formspring.me

2010-02-28T22:48:00.001-05:00

How would you describe your personality?

That's a good question. I'm a geeky internet type who thinks in philosophical and logical terms, I get distressingly irate about trivial topics, and I find reality both ultimately pointless and ultimately hilarious? I've been called a bad man.
Is that good enough, or should I ramble more? I'll accept your silence as a "good enough." What do you mean you can't reply mid answer, you JUST DID. I'm hallucinating you say. Which reminds me, I have a tendency to ramble and am arguably a nutter.

Ask me anything

formspring.me

2010-02-28T22:45:00.001-05:00

Who's the most underrated actor?

I don't know these things. I occasionally watch movies and stuff? I would love to see more of Christian Kane? Is that a good answer? I don't know.

Ask me anything

formspring.me

2010-02-28T22:43:00.001-05:00

What was your favorite toy to play with as a child?

Depends on where in my childhood we're talking about. Notable entries include: the Dinky Plastic (a hard yellow plastic tube origin of name unknown), A red plastic butterfly net (which I never actually used for butterfly net purposes, I was the kid superhero young net when I had it), and maybe some other stuff. I don't know I have slept since then.

Ask me anything

Hey a classic TV episode review

2009-12-12T20:18:00.002-05:00

I've been watching some stuff. Like Batman: The Animated Series.
I just watched episode 4: The Last Laugh.
How was it?
Eh, okay.
The jokes were pretty flimsy, and since Harley Quinn wasn't around yet, Joker had a nautical robot clown minion named "Captain Clown" who got crushed by a garbage compactor/ scrap compactor at some sort of confused trash incinerating plant/ scrap metal foundry.
Not much else to say.

Combat sequences .8 Batmans
Attempts at humor .5 Batmans
Episode Plot .5 Batmans
Final Location Set-piece .6 Batmans
Batman being awesome .8 Batmans
Overall .64 Batmans
A good episode. Not great, entirely skippable. But entertaining.

The Freemium Chronicles. Part 1

2009-09-17T21:14:00.006-04:00

I'm sure you've seen them. We all have. They seem like an unavoidable price of using the Internet these days.

Of course, I am referring to the ads for Evony online. Sometimes known as "that game with the boobs" the ads for Evony have devolved into preposterous displays of cleavage. While nothing is inherently wrong with utilizing such a marketing strategy, I will soon show how this choice was poor at best.

Evony bears the dubious distinction of being a browser based game. Since it is also a free game the limitations in its capabilities are simply staggering. This is not to say that it could not rise above this initial set back. Some browser based free games are exceptional. Most are not.

As a browser based game, it is playable on any computer with Internet access that allows access to the games site. So those people who do not care for their jobs with sufficient Internet access are free to play at work. In fact, since the game allows you to change the browser bar page title, as long as you can minimize the window fast enough it can be played "unobtrusively" at work. Such actions reflect poorly on any individuals who choose to embrace them. Since they are doubtless violating the terms of their contract of employment. The game actually advertises this feature as one of its few selling points.

I suppose I should actually discuss the game before I dismiss it wholly, huh?

The game, for those of you who don't know is a lot like the Civilizations games only "real time." I added the quotes because, yes the game does occur simultaneously, it consists largely of waiting for hours as research and construction occurs, and even if you do construct and research as quickly as possible you will rapidly run out of resources and need to wait for several hours before anything of merit can be accomplished. Of course you could build your resource generating buildings to absurd levels, but then if you just so happen to stop for a couple hours, you will have a resource surplus you can never finish. Of course you can sell resources to players, and buy others yourself but this is all dependent on further resources and takes substantial time for the transfer to occur. Did I mention that you have to build a structure to be able to buy and sell, and upgrade it if you want to do a good job?

I said this game was a lot like the Civ-series. For those of you who don't know, those games are a kind of turn based strategy game on the scale of cities and armies, rather than individual troops. They feature a broad and complex system of upgrades and complex unit structure paths. Of course to make it a browser based MMO, and not charge a cent to actually play, they had to substantially and fundamentally alter this model. Sure the scale is the same, but the turn-based structure is gone so there is much less time to ponder your stratagems. Of course, as long as you have enough spies, which are rather expensive to build, it is easy to evaluate the chances your troops have against any other troops. Since troops exist in a sort of tiered rock paper scissors system where the impact of research is poorly visible at best. Which reminds me, research, and construction upgrades? Are they trees with varied results like in many strategy games? Of course not, they are frustrating codependent linear paths, where technology y level n requires buildings x, z, and r, all of level m. The upshot, you never meet the pre-reqs for a building upgrade, technology, or troop type when you want to. It'll probably take days just to figure out what you need. And of course there are the preposterous development, construction, training and travel times to deal with when upgrading and managing your "empire." These times, which begin in the 2 or 3 minute range and rapidly escalate into the range of 20-some hours. until we actually reach a point so the game leads me to believe where 20-30 hours is less than ten percent of a research or construction timeframe. Then we have the frustrating troop controls. Troops can be dispatched, and retrieved. No course correction mid-way, no realizing you have made a horrible mistake, none of that. Also: when you have troops stationed at some random location in order to capture it, but want to defend it with less, you must bring everything back invoking a ponderous travel time. And when they arrive at your base, THEN you can send more troops to defend it. Invoking another ponderous travel time and of course leaving the location exposed for at least an hour.
Well I have now reached a natural point at which to address the mium portion of this freemium monstrosity. Or: how they make you pay money to drive sharp objects into your eyes. The currency is cents, which you get at a predictable exchange rate of 100 per dollar spent. Cents can be spent to purchase items to increase resource production, allow certain high level upgrades, get high level heroes, level up your heroes, acquire troops, obtain medals (the purpose of which I didn't really understand), and more often than not speed up development times. Cents were also used to speak in chat. That's right chat was a premium feature. You needed speakers to communicate in any chat channel, and they had to be paid for. Now you could get quite a few from early game "quests" but when those ran out you had to buy them. I should note that in addition to paying for specific items, you could also purchase "amulets." These mystical fun-jobs got you one random item from a randomly selected list of valuable doodads. The all of them worth more than the 5 cents required to buy an amulet. So if you didn't care what progress you made as long as it was progress amulets were the way to go. To encourage continued play, you could receive one "free" amulet every day you played. The quotes are not because visiting sponsors or such was in order, but simply because you actually had to play the horror that was the game. Now, amulets, including the free one, can actually result in a pile of cents with which to buy more amulets, though I never had such a questionably enjoyable windfall. Also: the game features "investment opportunities." You can pay an amount of money (up to US$200 per server of which there are more than 40 at last count) and receive your cents not in one lump sum, but over 15 weeks, with interest. So I understand you could by this worrisome investment plan obtain a huge gain on your actual investment. If you actually value this "currency." Evony also seems to have a tendency to reward players for speaking highly of the game. So they pay people to like it. That sure is a sign of enjoyability.

With the game, and monetary components discussed, there is one feature left to discuss. That festering pit of suffering and bile that MMO players love so much, THE COMMUNITY. Now I've played my fair share of MMO's and I've seen some appalling communities, but never before have I known such despair. The community consists of desperate teenage nerd-children that are enticed by the gratuitous breastage of the advertising screaming desperately into the chat such gems of discourse as "WHER AR TITS/." Chat that I will note they are possibly paying actual money for. A few of these simpering wastes of spacetime will actually continue playing, though refuse to observe the overwhelming and ever present documentation that explains the entirety of gameplay in mind-boggling detail. A small number of them will instead read the entirety of the available documentation, start fan-sites, and form ambitious alliances in order to conquer the server. The remainder of the community is composed of desperate middle-aged men, enticed by some breasts, who work dead-end cubicle jobs and play at work to bide their time until they slowly wither away into nothing. So if there's one thing you can expect from Evony's community, it's desperation. I would also like to note, that none of the gratuitous cleavage visible in the games adverts is anywhere to be seen in game. Some relatively attractive female faces exist. But that's about it.

And now the final word.

Game: ultimately a stripped down and awkward version of Civ

.375π of 2π

Freemiuimitude: Needless complication with perplexing merit and transparent noobtraps

.25π of 2π

Community: Desperate sorrow, pain, and suffering

.125π of 2π

Verdict: Take Civ, oversimplify it, add needless and arbitrary complication to the stripped version, and fill it with despair.

.25π of 2π

I can in fact conceive of a worse game. But I highly recommend avoiding this one like the plague. Please don't play it. I beg of you.

I spoke to a squirrel.

2009-07-22T18:25:00.008-04:00

The squirrel told me where this is all going.

I now know what to say will come from headwords.

It begins with some bad habits.

I have two bad habits that I have decided to embrace, in order to help others.

Are you ready to find out what these habits are? How am I doing at the suspense thing? Am I doing a good job?

Well, let's approach these habits backwards.

There are a lot of video games out there, lots of them require some type of monetary contribution. And lots of them are online these days.

There are an almost equal number of people who review games, both in humorous and non-humorous ways. Does the internet really need another random guy to review and mock newly released video games? No.

But there is a kind of game that receives little attention from reviewers. A kind of game with a very regrettable name: Freemium games.

Freemium games: those games which are free to play but have features that cost real money.

The problem with freemium games is not that most of them are terrible. The real problem is that some of them not only don't suck, but some of them are even good. Even great.

But the average individual, after a number of poor experiences will despair that no good can come of freemium games and will miss out on a number of potentially good game experiences.

And here is the bad habit you may or may not have been waiting to discover. Optimism, I've never been able to give up on freemium games. I try them, every time I discover one that seems even passably interesting I give it a shot.

Since I cannot cure this habit, I will use it for the public good. Each time I finish examining a new one I'll give it a write up here.

I'm in the process of writing up the first one. Something that the internet has come to loath almost completely. Something I hope to prevent even one poor soul from playing.

I also "like" to watch episodes of old television shows, espescially cartoons. Espescially those of questionable merit. I'll write up those episodes as I see them as well. I didn't really build that one up, since this post is already way to long as it is.

Long time no see!

2008-09-02T23:59:00.002-04:00

It has truly been a while, o' Bloggoblag. I missed you, but things have been... strange.
Battles with demons, games of chance against forces of nature, and other such improbable things.

Things will never be what they once were. A stream has been crossed, and it will never be the same stream. As such, today marks a new era's dawn. This has been destined to happen since the recording of the mysterious Words on my Head began. What will come to pass? No man can say, furthermore, no woman or animal has told me. But I do know this, the HeadWords have changed, and we must hope that it was for the better.

For now I am away, although I hope to return soon.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive Today.

So I totally followed through.

2008-06-05T00:37:00.003-04:00

You may be saying,"Hey, you said a post every three days. You're late!" as you read this.
If so, I have two things to say to you.
First, dang I'm less than an hour late relax jerkus.
Secondly, I promised a serious attempt to post every three days. I did attempt to post, but I was distracted by lolcats.

Also I was sidetracked by my lack of interesting post material.

Yeah.

I'll have something better in a fewish days, not to be confused with Jewish days. Not that theres anything wrong with Jewish days.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Hey I did this once.

2008-06-01T11:20:00.003-04:00

Post on the first day of the month.
And on our new schedule, I could be posting a lot more often.

Yeah.

So, I said if people answered my antirecommendations, I would make my own recommendations.
One person has answered the call. One recommendation will be made. Favorite Potato: Yukon Gold/Peruvian Purple/Ruby Crescent Banana Fingerling. Those are my favorite potatoes. Although their are lots of other great potatoes.

Also I recommend, Prince Caspian (Both movie and book) and Iron Man (Movie and comic, except any and all Marvel Civil War comics).

Thats all for now, more to come in three days or less time.

And if I am not dead I am still alive today.

I said I had an anouncement.

2008-06-01T00:17:00.004-04:00

Firstly, I now have a twitter. See it it's right over there.

Secondly, a new update schedule.
Twitter-tweets, on my microblag at least ever 48 hours, unless unexpectedness happens.
Furthermore, I will attempt to make a proper post at least every three days.

Yes.

Thats it for now.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

He he.

2008-05-31T14:54:00.002-04:00

I bet you thought I wasn't gonna blog for May.
But I am.
Ha ha ho ho.

So sometimes things that are really important are really boring.
Like graduations.
Even you are graduating.

I also like amusement parks.

Also, photoshopping things is kinda fun.

Also the Weezer Video for pork and beans is recommended.

Thats all for now, but I may have a sweet anouncement later tonite.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Hmm...

2008-04-30T21:25:00.003-04:00

So I have lately been providing things of a recomendory (recomendory (adj): of or pertaining to recomendations.¡Wordinated by Dylan!) nature.

These are the opposite of those.

To my readers, who I am relatively certain do not exist.

What kind of movies do you like?

What kind of foods do you like?

Card, board, video, or other games?

Hobbies?

Favorite ancient emperor?

Favorite politician?
(Correct answer: Paul Burns)

Favorite internet?

Favorite source?

Favorite potato?

Favorite word?

Favorite favorite?

The more people that answer my antirecomenderations (antirecomenderations (n): questions about things people like. ¡Wordinated by Dylan!) the more I will answer myself.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Here are some neat things

2008-04-29T23:01:00.002-04:00

Sushi it is a neat thing, except Shrimp Tempura rolls, which kind of suck.

Songbird is a neat music player for open source kids.

Also Shakespeare is pretty neat. Modernized Shakespeare is kind of dodgy but when done well is truly excellent.

There is something else that is pretty neat, but I will only make an allusion to it here rather than discuss the actual thing.

Furthermore, I have written a truly unique and excellent blog post that solves many of the worlds problems, unfortunately I lack the motivation to post it here.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive today.

So yesterday

2008-03-31T22:12:00.003-04:00

I made some general recommendations.
To recap, Cloud Cult, webcomics and open-source are all recommended.

I am have decided to make these recommendations a bit more specific.

Especially good songs by Cloud Cult: "When Water Comes to Life" and "Take Your Medicine"

Some good webcomics include: www.thinkin-lincoln.com and www.terrorisland.net .
There are many others, but these are good ones I have discovered recently.

Open-source recommendations include Firefox, GIMP, Songbird, and Ubuntu.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I have done some awesome things

2008-03-30T20:59:00.002-04:00

Several of them in the past week or so.
I have visited a cool place.
I have seen a good movie.
I have played some good video games.

Speaking of which, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a good video game.
It makes me happy.
Although being deprived of it for a week due to "Limited Edition Super Special Defective Wii Technology."

Also, there is this band Cloud Cult.
They are awesome.
Listen to them.

You should also read some webcomics.
Preferably the good ones.

Also: open-source is the best source

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Some things

2008-02-29T17:14:00.002-05:00

Some things aren't cool.
But some things are.

This describes life very well, but it also describes the BloggoBlag.
There are things on the BloggoBlag like webcomics some of which are cool other are not, and blogs some of which are cool, some are more like this one, and "online communities" most of which are not very cool.

Some people might think that the BloggoBlag is a part of life so I don't need to apply the "some things" mantra, but this is where they are wrong.

The BloggoBlag is not part of normal human life, it is powered by goblins, and monkeys, but mostly goblins.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I wrote this yesterday

2008-02-29T17:06:00.002-05:00

Seriously, I promise.

But someone decided that the internet should start sucking

But anyway:

Something is coming, it will make many people quite happy if everything goes as expected.
This thing is Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Many believe it will be thoroughly awesome, and I am one of those people.

But I have a secret theory.
About something else.
Much less significant.

Duke Nukem Forever is real, it is already out, people have been playing it for years.
How is this possible? Duke Nukem Forever = the Matrix!

Yes.
This is true

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I promise

2008-01-23T17:17:00.000-05:00

I do not intend to turn this wobsite into a repository for movie reviews, but I just saw an AWEMAZING movie and feel the need to share my opinion about it with my reader(s?)

The Movie: Cloverfield
Basic Premise: People in New York, some thing BAD happens.

I will not give any spoilers here other than the occasional Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone spoiler so no need to worry about me ruining the movie.

My expectations: I expected something best described as terrifying awesome.

Results:I got that, and so much more. This is the best new movie I have seen in some time.
Dark, action filled cinematic genius is dominant here, interspersed properly with "explosions" and comedic moments. I Loved this film, and I now consider it one of my all-time favorites, along with The Goonies and Unbreakable.

Score: = explosions
This movie is best described as Super-Ultra-Great. The ending is perfect. This movie joins the legacy of films that receive my whole-hearted admiration and recommendation.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Not just any post

2008-01-17T18:10:00.000-05:00

It's a movie review!

First to explain my rating system.
It was originally inspired by this comic.
I have expanded the basic premise to suit my own tastes.
The idea is that a movie I really enjoy has the right amount of action sequences (from here referred to as explosions) interspersed throughout the plot. Note: a movie can be enjoyable without explosions, I just like 'em.

However, a movie can be overfull of explosions as well as being under explosive.

Furthermore, I do not guarantee any correlation between my opinions and anyone else's.

Ratings are as follows
-(x) explosions - needs approximately (x) more explosions
+(x) explosions - to many explosions by approximately (x)
= explosions - the correct amount of action, excellent movie
if |x|<1 good movie
else if |x|>3 disapointing
else if |x|>=5 I was not amused.

so, that mess out of the way
The Movie: Juno
Basic premise: leading female is pregnant!

So let it be known that I really enjoyed the film, but I did not expect to. I had heard good things, but my initial expectations were somewhat low. I expected a romantic comedy, or something similar.
What I got was a darkly comedic film that blew away all my expectations. The film is bursting with memorable characters and thoroughly quotable dialogue. I walked in the theatre expecting to kill an hour and a half with something marginally more entertaining than what I would have done otherwise. I got so much more, but the movie wasn't quite perfect, at least not in my opinion.

Score: -1 explosion.

The last word: I enjoyed the film, more than expected. It has my recommendation, but it does not quite join the hallowed halls of =explosion films.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I haven't posted recently, Here's why.

2008-01-02T16:59:00.001-05:00

I've been on vacation, yeah... vacation.
Happy um.. New Year?
Now that it is the second of January we return to regularly scheduled posting.

Or at least what passes for regular posting

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

Montage Experiment

2007-12-09T12:09:00.000-05:00

So this is a test, of a pure text montage.

Depending on how it turns out this could become a regular feature.

First we need music,

Imagine a sweeping orchestral ballad playing in the background.

If you have music playing please pause it, otherwise you would ruin the effect.

Fade in, a group of three dogs, two large black and brown, and a small grey schnauzer.

Cut to an empty suitcase sitting on a bed.

Fade in to some form of baked good with a coat of icing sitting in an oven.

The music builds, and a rousing anthem begins to replace the ballad.

A quick succession of landscape shots, green hills and a few mountains interspersed with cars cattle, bridges, signs, and telephone poles, surrounded with a thin fog.

Suddenly slowing to a short series of pictures of buildings, slightly blurry as though taken with a shaky hand.

The series ends, a small house on a gravel lot.

Fade in a picture of a pizza.

The music builds higher, and a strong brass melody enters.

A shot of thick traffic on a road in the rain.

Fade in on a room full of people and fancy computers.

People standing outside a large building.

The music builds to a dramatic crescendo, a bright trumpet fanfare taking the lead.

A massive arena crowded with people.

A close shot of someone operating some large machine.

A quick shot of a group of people all cheering and shouting.

The music begins to die down, steadily returning to the original ballad.

Land scape shots again, very similar in nature to the first series.

A few more shots of epic sweeping landscapes.

A house on a hill, overlooking a lake.

The music fades out, and a small brass choir plays a chorale.

A final sequence of landscape shots, closing with a small city.

As the chorale comes to a close a Brick house is shown.

The house fades out as the last chord of the chorale is held.

And if i am not dead, I am still alive today.

3 in a month?

2007-12-05T16:30:00.000-05:00

Is that a world record?
Nope.
Personal record?
Oh yeah.

So, here I am posting three times in a month, in fact, in less than seven days.

So yeah.

Penguins have projectile poop, just one more reason they are the best birds ever.

Thats pretty awesome.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Oh yeah!

2007-12-03T20:14:00.002-05:00

Oh, so the previous tradition of twice a month posting?
Well I think thats over.

Since I have now met that goal for December in 3 Days.
So here's to new more frequent headwords.
New goal? Lets not make any commitments.

But I do know this, cold chin equals sad time.
It is true, sad time indeed.

But do you know what isn't sad time?
Silly Hats!

Prevent sadness, wear a silly hat!

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Hey Check out this action!

2007-12-01T12:00:00.001-05:00

Yeah, thats right, I did post on the first day of a month.

See I can do it, in fact I might start posting more than twice a month.

How you like them apples?! Huh?!

Well that's about it for now.

Kompressor does not dance.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

The end of a great age

2007-11-30T20:51:00.000-05:00

The greatest month of the year ends tonight.

Yes, today marks the end of No-Shave November.
However, I do have a few alternatives for those of you who are not satisfied with one month facial hair madness.

Don't shave December
Just leave it January
Forget about it February
More Hair March.

When we start to run out of these new months of beard/mustache-time, I will add to this list of months.

But due to other pressures, I must shave my beard tomorrow, a great era of facial hair comes to a close.

I shed a silent tear.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

And

Micro-Planets

2007-11-27T16:37:00.000-05:00

So tiny planets with gravitics of their own are not very common in our known solar system, especially ones capable of supporting life.

However, just because these are rarities, does not make Super Mario Galaxy any less kick-Awesome.

These worlds are in fact composed of pure enjoyment, and also probably based on real deep space phenomena, observed by Nintendo scientists when examining the aliens whose technology they use so often. That, however, is a conspiracy theory for another time.

Also, I am in favor of philosophical discussion.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Wit, and the soul thereof

2007-10-31T18:10:00.000-04:00

Let us not be over brief, for 'twould bring to much wit into this post.
However, brevity is still a topic which merits discussion.

Brevity is defined as the quality or state of being brief in duration. But in a grander sense, what does it do, what is the significance of it, and What, therefore should we do?

Brevity doesn't really do much, except be present occasionally and bring wit into the mix.

It's significance is also minimal at best, and certainly not anything that merits grand philosophical debate.

What then, do we do?

I have come to a
Conclusion for brevity
Just ignore it, man.

I guess it didn't really merit discussion after all

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

A Short Post

2007-10-30T18:27:00.000-04:00

This post will be rather short, tomorrow we shall address the subject of brevity, but for today I have little to say, and it will be of a strictly down to earth nature.

Wii=Whee!
Guitar Hero III=Yay!
Wii+Guitar Hero III=WaHooo!
therefore
Whee!+Yay!=Wahooo!
Q.E.D.

And If I am not dead, I am still alive today.

Sometimes

2007-09-30T09:02:00.000-04:00

What is sometimes? It is a word, but more so, one that represents an idea. The idea of an occasionally occurring event or the like that does happen, but does not always happen.

That is sometimes.

Why sometimes?

I have no earthly idea.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive Today.

It's an Update!

2007-09-25T06:49:00.000-04:00

Did you think I was dead?
Well I'm not, and here is a blog post to prove it.
Ha, so there.

Wait, what was I gonna talk about?
Oh yeah, so my brother and his girlfriend are in China now, and I am manning their blog as well as this one since they are unable to post.
This reminds me. How many shoes?

Whoever got 7 can stay after to clean the erasers.

And if I am not Dead, I am still Alive today.

Ha!

2007-08-31T06:50:00.000-04:00

So did you think I wasn't going to post anymore?
Well, you were wrong.
My Update schedule is apparently twice a month and it will probably stay that way for at least one more month.

Also, I intend to add some other features soon, like maybe a weekishly drawing or some-such.

Oh, I have come to the conclusion that the BloggoBlag is the best non-physical place I have ever visited.

Furthermore, "Wonderbean" is the newest and greatest term of endearment, use it on your sweetheart.

And if I am not Dead, I am still alive today.

Hmmm...

2007-08-04T19:22:00.000-04:00

I feel interesting. Very interesting indeed

The details of this feeling are irrelevant, as are the circumstances surrounding the feeling. It seems similar to protonostalgia but entirely different at the same time.

Sort of like I had an epiphany without realizing anything at all.

That's about the size of it.

The more I think about it the stranger it seems.

Curiouser and Curiouser.

And if I am not dead I am still alive today.

I find this surprising.

2007-07-31T21:29:00.000-04:00

What do I find surprising, you ask? That the title of my previous post is still a valid statement at the time I write this post.
Why is it surprising? Because I feel dead. But yet I live.
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Oh, BloggoBlag what has become of me?

This is all for now, except for this parting note: Zero Wing is a terrible video game.
Keep that in mind, it will be on the test.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

I'm not dead

2007-07-28T21:43:00.000-04:00

I am not actually dead, this may surprise but it is indeed true. Well, alive enough to post anyway.

This great BloggoBlag of ours is a great wide place, but I have been to busy to bring my thoughts and opinions to it, and thus my readers (sometimes I question their existence).

I think I should explain something, many people blog for their own enjoyment, or to benefit their readers, I however, blog for a relatively unique reason. My purpose is to communicate directly with the grand BloggoBlag (known by others as the "Internet" although it likes the ring of BloggoBlag better).

That aside this post was primarily for my readers and not the BB as it already understands my reasoning for blogging.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.

And I have a New Trick

2007-06-06T21:41:00.000-04:00

You might even say that I'm ten times as slick as the last time. Moving right along in search of good times and good news.

Okay, this sentence marks a change from the beginning of this post, as it is not an external reference.

One of my great loves is pudding, I really like pudding. The flavor is a matter of little consequence, although tapioca pudding is unpleasantly grainy for my tastes. Regardless pudding it truly one of the great foodstuffs.

Also: Why the heck did I just include a segment on pudding? Don't get me wrong I like pudding but that bit was quite ridiculous. This concludes the self referential portion of this post.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

I'm Back

2007-06-03T12:27:00.000-04:00

So here I am loyal readers, I have returned from hiatus. Wait a minute, I don't HAVE loyal readers yet. Oh well, on to the post!

So I have been wondering about people who wait a long time to do things, such as update their blogs, or their webcomics. This happens often on the great internet we all know and have a love/hate relationship with. Some might accuse me of calling a kettle black when I myself am a pot which is also black. This is perhaps true, however, to employ ancient argumentative strategies, "It takes one to know one." I do not pass judgment on these individuals, instead I embrace my fellow slackers and unmotivated persons with open arms. We must unite eventually or something might happen, but you know, no rush.

Also: Fainting Goats are the second best kind of goat. This is an undisputable fact.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

Number B

2007-05-22T21:37:00.000-04:00

This is the second post.
hmmm...

I have recently been considering the internet. The potential of the medium is almost limitless, however, its actual use is somewhat less. The internet is used for two main things, porn and blogging. I can understand the spread of porn to some extent, as it is motivated by one of the basic instincts of living things, although this instinct is severely twisted and altered from the need to reproduce into the need for "pleasure."

Blogging on the other hand is something quite incomprehensible to me. I can understand the feeling of some need to communicate with others and I can understand how writing a blog could fulfill this need. However, the urge to actually read a blog is something I can not even conceive.

Then again, here I am writing a blog. My motives for doing so are unknown even to me.

Also: I like eggs. Eggs are just amazing. I mean, there you are looking at an egg and you think, "Eggs, get your eggs here. Fresh and white, eggs are here." Whether eggs predate chickens or vise versa I do not know, and it is not a matter that concerns me. Because regardless of the time at which eggs came into being, eggs are the best.

I once knew a man,
he was a man who was wise
all wise men have goats.

And if I am not dead, I am still alive today

An initial post!

2007-05-21T23:25:00.000-04:00

So, as may be obvious to anyone who ever actually sees this, this is the first post in what may one day be known as the great and well known blog "Words On My Head." Alternatively, this could only be the first step in a long and winding road ending with just me and some liver failure. In any and all likely hood it is more than likely something between the two.

So no one has ever asked me where the name for this blog comes from so I won't really go into any major detail, I'll just say it has to do with clearance sales, Birthday parties, Addictions, and words like "chancey and gossam." If that's not sufficiently obfuscated, then you must know me.

By the way today's post is composed on a very shiny, brand new computer, it is quite amazing.

Anyways, I may post again or perhaps not,
And if I am not dead, I am still alive today.